Women are...Nuts. Part 2. 😁

                               

So I was in my kitchen, making some food, as one does. I was scrubbing and washing some potatoes to bake them. She entered and sat at the bench on the side of the breakfast table. 

It went like this...

Her: Did you use a fork to stab the potatoes?

Me: I used a knife to stab the potatoes. 

Her: You're supposed to use a fork.

Me: Why?

Her: Because that's what people use to put holes in potatoes.

Me: What difference does it matter what device, apparatus or implement was used to create the holes?

Her: Everyone uses a fork to make the holes.

Me: The important thing is make holes so they won't explode while baking. How the holes got there does not matter. Knife, fork, a drill bit, a skewer, a stick, a corkscrew, the holes matter, not how they got there.

Her: You're supposed to use a fork to make the holes.

Me: Let me tell you something about holes...I'm about to use yours in a minute. 

Her: (Laughing) My holes are not the topic and are you implying you're going to "fork" my holes?

Me: Yes, I will "fork" your holes but as you're aggravating me, intentionally, you will be properly "forked" right after a good long hard bare bottom spanking. 

Some time later, quite some time later...after a great deal of spanking and "forking"...

The potatoes were just fine. 😁

Rush - The Analog Kid - Live 1993.

 

 

I sometimes enjoy music reaction channels wherein people are exposed to new music and real musicians. And, I, being inundated with and in full possession of top-notch ratiocination and perspicuity faculties, can categorically state with great alacrity, enthusiasm and honesty that Rush is the best band...ever. 😁

Women are...Nuts. 😁

 

They put fake hair, on their hair.

They put fake eyelashes, on their eyelashes.

They put fake fingernails, on their fingernails. 

They suck fat out of their butts (or something) and inject it in their face.

Those with small lips, want bigger lips.

Those with big lips, want smaller lips.

Those with light hair, want darker hair.

Those with dark hair, want lighter hair.

Those with big tits, want smaller tits.

Those with small tits, want bigger tits.

Those with a big ass, want a smaller ass.

Those with a small ass, want a bigger ass.

Those with light skin, want darker skin.

Those with dark skin, want lighter skin.

Something, not sure what the hell I'm talking about here, Botox, and lip filler and permanent eyeliner and removing ribs, and nose jobs, eye jobs, chin jobs...but not enough about blowjobs. 

Bunch of perpetual malcontents, never happy, with anything. 

 However, I have a solution... 

Details and instructions enclosed within. 😁

Spanking Women's Bare Bottoms And "Stuff" 

 Spanking Women's Bare Bottoms And “Stuff”

Seriously, most guys like women that are close to "factory direct". You all do this for other women, to keep up with, to compete with, to impress...other women. Guys mostly don't care. Guys are simple. We want...the 3 S's. Sex, sandwich and silence. Okay, not really just that. We like companionship and talking, and we like hugs and doing things, and sometimes we even like food beyond a sandwich, and no, we're not expecting you to make said sandwich (but if you want to, feel free...do it now, woman, lol) but why the hell do you complicate things, put yourselves through stress, spend a fortune on products that don't really help, and in some cases hurt or make you look *worse* all for...what? The approval of some unknown arrogant bitch walking down the street? Some chick you never met before and never will...but where she might "evaluate" you for a nanosecond as you pass by on the sidewalk? It makes no sense...truly. The guy you are with likes you for being you, not for the fake plastic parts and the 2 tons of makeup and bizarre body enhancements that cost a gazillion dollars. 

Maybe don't be a sucker for the cosmetics, diet and plastic surgery industry? Eat clean, go to the gym, practice good hygiene, drink water, don't create drama and, shut up while being bent over, when you...make sandwiches. 🤣

Spanking Hollywood Starlets.

I read a lot of autobiographies and recently came across one by Kirk Douglas. In the middle of the book was an entry where he mentioned a "tryst" with an actress named Elisabeth Threatt while filming a movie called "The Big Sky" (never heard of the movie or her). Anyhow, she apparently repeatedly implored him to beat her with his belt and then chided him for not doing it as hard as he could. During filming, which was out in the middle of nowhere, they'd wander off during downtime to the woods, near a stream or wherever, get naked and have sex in the warm sunshine and she wanted to be punished with his belt and rather demanded it be done quite severely. No major point, other than it was a surprise bit of unexpected information...and side note, she's totally hot as well. A ravishing beauty, as they used to say.